Thursday, September 18, 2014

bendita-cerveza:

lamegrownup:

i dont trust people who are attracted to me…like why? write me a 10 page paper with a legitimate thesis and valid points backing up your claim or you fake.

*double space, times font , size 12 & 1 margin space*

reblog if u ugly af and u admit it and accept it #2K14

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s-weaterweather:

This episode is gold

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mishasminions:

teamocorazon:

tryinabeme:

DONT GIVE THEM IDEAS.

lol these were all shown at the end of 22 Jump Street

this is the franchise making fun of itself

BEST COMEDY EVER

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Wednesday, September 17, 2014
phosphorescentt:

idk maybe because the end result is a fucking human baby?

phosphorescentt:

idk maybe because the end result is a fucking human baby?

oceane-water:


"I am very lucky with Brad. He is a real gentleman, but he is also a real man’s man. He’s got the wonderful balance of being an extraordinary, great, loving father, a very, very intelligent man and physically he’s a real man." – Angelina Jolie
"One of the greatest, smartest things I ever did was give my kids Angie as their mom. She’s such a great mom. Oh, man, I’m so happy to have her. With a partner like Angie, I know that when I’m working, the kids are happy, safe, and prospering. And when Angie’s working, she knows she has the same." – Brad Pitt
"I’m still a bad girl. I still have that side of me. It’s just in its place now. It belongs to Brad—or our adventures." – Angelina Jolie
"She’s still a bad girl, delightfully so. It’s not for public consumption." – Brad Pitt
"You get together and you’re two individuals and you feel inspired by each other, you challenge each other, you complement each other, drive each other beautifully crazy. After all these years, we have history—and when you have history with somebody, you’re friends in such a very real, deep way that there’s such a comfort, and an ease, and a deep love that comes from having been through quite a lot together." –Angelina Jolie


They’re my favorite

oceane-water:

"I am very lucky with Brad. He is a real gentleman, but he is also a real man’s man. He’s got the wonderful balance of being an extraordinary, great, loving father, a very, very intelligent man and physically he’s a real man." – Angelina Jolie

"One of the greatest, smartest things I ever did was give my kids Angie as their mom. She’s such a great mom. Oh, man, I’m so happy to have her. With a partner like Angie, I know that when I’m working, the kids are happy, safe, and prospering. And when Angie’s working, she knows she has the same." – Brad Pitt

"I’m still a bad girl. I still have that side of me. It’s just in its place now. It belongs to Brad—or our adventures." – Angelina Jolie

"She’s still a bad girl, delightfully so. It’s not for public consumption." – Brad Pitt

"You get together and you’re two individuals and you feel inspired by each other, you challenge each other, you complement each other, drive each other beautifully crazy. After all these years, we have history—and when you have history with somebody, you’re friends in such a very real, deep way that there’s such a comfort, and an ease, and a deep love that comes from having been through quite a lot together." –Angelina Jolie

They’re my favorite

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akilivumbi:

people stare at me like they never seen a walking goddess

clestroying:

Snapchat conversations are hard because eventually you just run out of selfie poses so you end up taking pictures of the couch or something

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cablos:


‘i loved you more than anyone motherfucker’

that’s beautiful

cablos:

‘i loved you more than anyone motherfucker’

that’s beautiful

(Source: breakfastsdiamonds)

phosphorescentt:

literally no matter how spruced up a dorm room looks, it always look so cramped and cold and I would feel so claustrophobic and I would prob die no thanks commuter all day